Monday, December 04, 2006

Girlfriends

My girl left me. She said she had to move on with her life. Had to...had to go do something else.

I don't know. But now I really don't want to make the Earth now.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Fear

Fear.

I'm not making the Earth because I'm afraid. I am afraid that if I spend all this time working on it, and it's not good enough...somebody might hate me? But who? Who will hate me? There's no one else around.

'Cept my girlfriend...

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Procrastination

I've just figured out what to call what I am doing. It's called "procrastination." It's when you're doing something other than what you should be doing. But why?

Why?

Monday, October 02, 2006

0 III

Okay, G, let's get behind this thing. You wanted to make a world, so get to it. You finally have the time and all you're doing is screwing around. I came home today and my girlfriend said MAKE THE EARTH ALREADY!

Tomorrow. I promise!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

O II

Alright, I had a busy period of existence but didn't get around to the Earth. You ever get that? You get to the end of the period of existence that you designated for...day...I love this. I just decided to call that "specific period of time" a day. How long is a day? Well...I'll worry about that later. Anyway, I ended up running errands all day. What a hassle! Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans I guess!!

Anyway, tomorrow. For real. The Earth.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

O

Hi everybody and welcome to my blog!!!!
(Oops. That's probably too loud...)

And in the beginning thing thinged the thing...


Wow, this is tougher than I thought. I'm thinking so fast, I'm moving ahead of the language I'm creating as I think it. Okay, calm down. Here we go.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to my blog. I've decided to try my hand at yet another universe (I know I know, not another universe) but what can I say. I like to tinker!

This time I am going to keep track of my progress through this thing I just invented called the Blog. It will be some time before somebody else invents the internet...but there I go again, talking about it before I do it.

So here's the deal: I am going to create a planet. I am going to call it The Earth and I am going to populate it with people, puppy dogs and...

Don't talk about it, God. DO IT!

Alright, I'm on a commandment kick lately so I'll lay down some rules for myself.

Intro to the Blog of God

We here at Freshgravy are committed to bringing you the latest in archialogical finds. Our crews are constantly tearing up the globe looking for cool stuff from the past. Recently, we uncovered ancient stone tablets containing God's First Blog. We are going to post these as we decipher them. Not only will this bring you the hottest in ancient blogs as soon as we get it, but it will also give you the "day to day" sense of a true ancient blog. In other words, just because the entry is dated 2006, don't think the world was created yesterday! I mean, come on!

Anyway, it's all here: The creation story first hand, God's anticipation of the future, how Dean Smith happened. Read and learn! - The Freshgravy Bloggy Crew